Thursday, April 16, 2009

Loco-Motion Derailed Due to Lack of Citations

"Everybody's doin' the brand new dance now . . . "
Apparently neither Gerry Goffin nor Carol King could put solid proof behind this before the release date of the song, leading to Little Eva, Grand Funk Railroad and Kylie Minogue effectively bombarding the aurally equipped populous with poorly researched information. One judge said that he hadn't "seen so much faith put into hear-say and speculation since the McCarthy Tribunals". The estate of Geoff Goffin has been ordered to pay $15,000,000 in damages, while Carol King has been sentenced to public punishment. He whipping is scheduled for late September.

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