Sunday, April 5, 2009

Hammer of the Gods

Beatles Bigger than Jesus Fact! Painstaking research finds some conclusive proof :


John Lennon's height is 5 ft 10 in (178 cm)

Paul McCartney's height is 5 ft 10 in (178 cm)
Peak height was 5 ft 11 in (180 cm)

Ringo Starr's height is 5 ft 6 in (168 cm)

George Harrison's height is 5 ft 10 in (178 cm)



Jesus Height:



We do not know whether he was tall or short. The image on the Shroud of Turin (believed by many to be the burial shroud of Jesus) is of a man variously estimated to be 5' 11½" to 6' 2" tall.
Jews who lived in the 1st century CE were much shorter than this. Writer William Harwood comments: "According to a medieval writer, [the Jewish historian] Josephus described Jesus as an old-looking man, balding, stooped, with joined eyebrows and approximately 135 cm (4ft 6 in.) tall." 2 This is based on the standard 46 cm. long regular cubit -- an ancient unit of distance. Using the 53 cm. special cubit, Jesus' height would have been about 156 cm (5ft 1in.).

Harwood also makes the point that if Jesus were really 6 feet high, his height would have been so remarkable that he would certainly have been described as a very tall person by the writers of the Christian Scriptures.


Also bigger than Jesus

Elvis Presley height: 5 ft 11.75 in (182 cm)

Barry Manilow height: 6 ft 0.5 in (184 cm)

But we already knew that.

Although to be fair none of them would have a chance up against him in Top Trumps.

Firstly under conception – immaculate prob wins.

Cruifixions – one

Forgiveness – infinite

When it comes to being the bigger man Nobody is bigger than jesus

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