So here it is. The day has finally arrived. We perch poised at the edge of the presipice and peer pensively at assonance; this is it. Years of meticulous planning, organising and forgetting have gone into what you, the luck one, have just discovered in this world of internetery. Dr. Citizen Timepiece and The Rt. Revd. Distance Mariner have arrived to offer freely their wares as a single, moving entity for the first time, in one place, together, in unison, in the same place. Such double teaming hasn't been seen since Dustin Diamond's sex tape. The posibilities are limitless, for together we are the personification of potential. Our in depth knowledge was gained through decades of intense and forbidden meditation and physical training hitherto unknown in regions outside the realms of Tibetan folklore. We have seen the darkest corners of the human psyche and we are here today, survivors, holding a guiding light to those willing to follow our teachings.

Something funny will be posted on these pages. Give it time, grasshopper.